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July, 2006 STUPID QUESTIONS WITH THE SMART ANSWERS:BOY : May I hold your hand?
GIRL : No thanks, it isn't heavy. GIRL : Say you love me! Say you love me!
BOY : You love me... GIRL : If we become engaged will you give me a ring??
BOY : Sure, what's your phone number?? GIRL : I think the poorest people are the happiest.
BOY : Then marry me and we'll be the happiest couple GIRL : Darling, I want to dance like this forever.
BOY : Don't you ever want to improve?? MAN : You remind me of the sea. WOMAN : Because I'm wild, romantic and exciting? MAN : NO, because you make me sick. WIFE : You tell a man something, it goes in! one ear and comes out of the other.
HUSBAND : You tell a woman something: It goes in both ears and comes out of the mouth. MARY : John says I'm pretty. Andy says I'm ugly.What do u think, Peter?
PETER : A bit of both. I think you're pretty ugly. Teacher : "Which is more important to us, the sun or the moon?"
Pupil : "The moon". Teacher : "Why?" Pupil : "The moon gives us light at night when we need it but the sun gives us light only in the day time when we don't need it". Teacher : "What do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?"
Pupil : "A teacher". Waiter : "Would you like your coffee black?"
Customer : "What other colors do you have?" Teacher : "Sam, you talk a lot !"
Sam : "It's a family tradition". Teacher : "What do you mean?" Sam : "Sir, my grandpa was a street hawker, my father is a teacher". Teacher : "What about your mother?" Sam : "She's a woman". Teacher : "Now, children, if I saw a man beating a donkey and stopped him, what virtue would I
be showing?" Student : "Brotherly love" .
Teacher : "Now, Sam, tell me frankly do you say prayers before eating?"
Sam : "No sir, I don't have to, my mom is a good cook". Patient : "What are the chances of my recovering doctor?"
Doctor : "One hundred percent. Medical records show that nine out of ten people die of the disease you have. Yours is the tenth case I've treated. The others all died". Teacher : " Can anybody give an example of COINCIDENCE?"
Student : "Sir, my Mother and Father got married on the same day and at the same time." Teacher : " George Washington not only chopped down his father's Cherry tree, but also admitted doing it. Now do you know why his father didn't punish him ?" Student: " Because George still had the axe in is hand." TrackbacksThe trackback URL for this entry is: http://lovesematary.spaces.live.com/blog/cns!E30AB27CB9CCD31D!308.trak Weblogs that reference this entry
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